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To the tune of 'Greased Lightning',
with apologies...

'Greased Nitrox'



This breather is blendamatic....

...it's hyyydromatic...

......it's nyyyyyytromatic...

Why, it's greased Nitrox!
(Danananananananananananana)

I got my O - 2 bottle and my dil bottle filled, oh yeah
(keep preping, oh keep preping!)
I got my fresh scrubber packed and my loop pre-breathed, oh yeah
(I'll get the money, you see I'll get the money!)
PP1.3 in the mix, my yellow box'll pull the chicks
You know that ain't just a wish, we'll be right next to the fish
- with greased Nitrox

(Go go go gogogogogogogogo)
Go greased Nitrox, you're plunging down the shot line now
(Greased Nitrox, go greased Nitrox!)
Go greased Nitrox, you're swimming right to the bow
(greased Nitrox, go greased Nitrox!)
You are supreme, spider crabs scream, for greased Nitrox

I'll get a stick on shovel sticker and a ADV too, oh yeah
I'll get an O2 second stage and an APD account too, oh yeah,
With a new harness, wings and plate, I'll be diving very late
You know that I ain't braggin, it's a three-hour diving waggon
- greased Nitrox!

(Go go go gogogogogogogogo)
Go greased Nitrox, you're plunging down the shot line now
(Greased Nitrox, go greased Nitrox!)
Go greased Nitrox, you're swimming right to the bow
(greased Nitrox, go greased Nitrox!)
You are supreme, spider crabs scream, for greased Nitrox

Chorus to fade...

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